According to my secret sources, a black bear is alleged to have set about and killed a bunch of jihadists in Kashmir.
What part of the Almighty's plan were they engaged in when this evil fate befell them? Washing and praying? Setting roadside bombs? Beheading villagers?
No! Loafing in a cavern. Eating pudding.
That was no bear. That was Shaitan. Punishing them for their decadence and greed.
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