Executive Relief

Anyway, who says it's not big or clever to drink?

I'm 6 foot 3, a professor of Ontological Dualism, and get royally slaughtered on a nightly basis.

And based on my epidemiological studies conducted in a nameless Irish city over a recent 3 day period, 100% of respondents over 6 foot in professional employment drank at least 15 pints in any given 24 hour period.

So fuck off, teetotallers. And the arse to your lies.